The money was rolled up in his sweaty fist. He hoped he had enough cash to add a bit extra for her effort. There were so many options and each one carried a different price and a unique risk. He knew whatever he chose would be satisfying and he would soon enter into that world of comfort he desired so much. As he contemplated his desires, he realized he was about to indulge in his one true vice. His need for instant gratification far exceeded his need for caution and self-respect.
In a sultry voice, she finally vocalized, “have you decided, darling?”
“Yes”, he stammered, “I think I will have the Crème Brulee.”
“Oooooooh, very decadent”, she purred.
“And a glass of ice cold milk” he added, throwing caution to the wind. Deciding he might as well totally clog those arteries.
That was so sinful--and so unexpected
ReplyDeleteNice post and a great ending. And my, she does have long legs!Could you move your writing over so we can see the complete picture! Only kidding.
ReplyDeleteWho would ever name their daughter, "Crème Brulee?"
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Too funny - and the photos surely pulled me in... funny!
ReplyDeletehaha! You wild and crazy guy. I really thought you were going for the Eliot Spitzer special.
ReplyDeleteRick, you are getting so wicked!
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This was brilliant...very clever! I didn't expect that ending at all!....
ReplyDeleteThank you- great post!
The money was rolled up in his sweaty fist. He hoped he had enough cash to add a bit extra for her effort.
ReplyDeleteLove it! Most clever.
And on an unrelated note...Safety Dance!!! Yes! At least, I hope that's your page playing it. Otherwise, my computer is royally screwed up :)
I was so involved in this post, you can almost always surprise me, and you did with this one. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteLove. It.
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Utterly hysterical!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing better than having one's expectations for some stereotypical romp being dashed!
Loved it!
Gemma