1)Neil Young

2)Eddie Vedder

3)John Lennon

4)Tom Petty

5)Bruce Springsteen

6)Mick Jagger

7)Billy Joel

8)Joe Cocker

9)Garth Brooks

10) Toby Keith

11)Roger Daltrey

12)Robert Plant

13)Bob Seger

I can hear Simon now, “Eddie, I have no idea what that was. I didn't understand a word of it.” “Mick, your facial expressions scare me” “Joe, what is wrong with you, you flail around like a spastic” "John, your vocals are good enough, but no one will remember you" "Garth, I seriously doubt you would have any commercial appeal" Or Randy would observe: “Neil, you had some pitch problems Dawg.”
I don't think Bob Dylan would even have made the auditions!
ReplyDeleteOh, I can just imagine the comments!
ReplyDeletehaha!! I'm still laughing about Simons comments to Joe Mick Eddie and John! Hysterically Funny Rick! I love your taste in singers ( with the exception of Brooks, sorry to say I haven't given him a try)
ReplyDeleteYep! I think your comments are right on the money! But they are some of my faves, too.
ReplyDeleteOh, man. I can almost hear Simon's voice in my head.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious! I'm surprised no one has thought of this "What If" for a sketch show or spoof movie.
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Very funny TT! I have to agree the comments would be very entertaining. Thanks for visiting my TT!
ReplyDeleteLOVE them, Love them and Love your writing and Simon too!
ReplyDeleteok, so i would have been the only one voting for veder, jagger, joel and plant....
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, you wouldn't get the opportunity. They would not get past the audition phase.
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