Saturday, December 15, 2012
Monday, December 10, 2012
Why I don't hate Justin Bieber
I haven't written anything in a long time. That is not entirely true. I haven't written anything I thought was
blog-worthy in a long time. I suppose it
is time for me to change that. I have
several reasons which trump my other several reasons for NOT writing. I noticed that my blog has received nearly
300,000 views. I know many of those are
my own visits to my blog. Also, page
views may be counted by the tracking service like Chicago tracks votes,
and the total may be skewed. Regardless, even if actual views by different
living and breathing people account for even a quarter of the total, I am humbled.
Also, I recently received a personal email from a very
famous writer (respecting his request for confidentiality I will not name him)
essentially expounding on what a disappointment I am to him because he
continually stops by to find no new entries.
He called me several names including selfish and said my self-effacing act
is getting stale. He recommends I post
everything I write and let my readers decide if it is blog-worthy. He has faith in me. I suppose I should find a way to also find
worth in my writing.
This installment will be about something I have thought
about for quite some time, yet have failed to document. I
didn't expect my reentry into writing would be about:
Justin Bieber
I am not sure there has been anyone since Hitler as despised
by so many people as Justin Bieber. I
will admit that I don't have a single song of his on my playlist, but I
certainly don't hate him. From what I
can see, he is a very intelligent,
talented, attractive (not to me), charitable, and kind individual. So why such venom directed at him? There is a plethora (one of my favorite
words) of "I hate Justin Bieber" social media sites, each containing
hundreds of thousands of members.
I can only assume
that any stage entertainer that can cause so much animosity must be doing
something right. I have tried to figure out who comprises this body of haters. I have come
to the following conclusions:
1) Much less talented
musicians and entertainers who are jealous of his meteoric success, when they
know realistically that they will continue to deliver pizzas and teach piano to
snotty-nosed kids. The only Usher that
will discover them is the one sweeping the theater after a movie.
2) Snotty-nosed kids who are jealous that all of the tweener
girls idolize Bieber and won't give their pimply faces a second look.
3) Pimply faced kids
that voice their hate for Bieber because it is fashionable to do so and to
admit that they are closet fans would make them uncool. Kind of like people my age that claimed to have
hated Tony Orlando and Dawn but when no one else was around would sing "Knock
Three Times" complete with sound effects. When anyone else was around they would turn
on Zeppelin or Black Sabbath.
4) People my age that
haven't listened to any music released since the 1970's and discount any
"modern" music without even giving it a listen. I think my parents did that with The
Beatles. They just didn't have the
Internet to rant on and had to keep it to themselves.
5) Some people may
hate him because he is Canadian. I don't
have a single Rush song on my rotation but I don't hate Geddy Lee. I would just rather listen to my clothes
washer spin out of balance than hear his voice. That goes for Michael Buble as well.
6) Then there are
those miserable bastards that call themselves the 99%, that hate anyone
successful. To whom achievement is evil
and rewards for accomplishments should be shared with their sorry asses.
7) I guess the last
category are those that can't stand someone who is basically a good person and
has not been to rehab a dozen times. They like to see their celebrities
self-destructing and to believe their lives are as wretched as their own. In all
the negative comments about Bieber, I can't find one instance where he has done
anything questionable. He seems to make
positive life choices and loves his mother.
He his lived under a microscope since he was 14 and has never stumbled. (Hello, Lindsay Lohan) That must drive his critics crazy.
I like a lot of "new" music. I have heard some Bieber songs that while not
IPOD-worthy, were not bad enough for me to initiate a hate campaign. Music is like any other entertainment
medium: If you don't like it, turn it
off or change the channel. Is it really
worth expending the energy required to hate?
There are so many more worthy things to despise. Bieber doesn't even make my top hundred. No celebrity does.
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